
Vin Diesel in Jumpman
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Vin Diesel Laughs At Your Puny Physics - Lance Icarus Oh Wheelman. It only took the demo to destroy any interest I had in you. The first time I'm about to jump to a car only to have it crash into the back of a van before I can hit the stupid button I ended up going past it and right into a local Barcelona wall. Oh, the game takes place in Barcelona, Spain for no apparent reason. Even though the A.I. is terrible, that's the least of this games worries. Watching Dizzy glitch the game so bad that Vin Diesel literally squats out of the back of the car just before hitting a wall and exploding. Vin Diesel is officially the new Chuck Norris. The one redeeming value of Vin Diesel is the new movie coming out called Fast and Furious. This movie is one of my guilty pleasures. Plot? Character development? Screw that noise! PUT THE PEDAL TO THE METAL! This movie just takes itself so seriously that it's hilarious to see how they'll react in a way that can't be considered human. However, the driving is so fun to watch that it's damn near hypnotic. All I know is that I love every movie in the series, especially Tokyo Drift. Judge me however you see fit. Now that I'm back from my vacation, I look forward to spending more time on the comic just for you, the great readers of +1 Comics. I'll see you next week! -Lance Icarus (e-mail me) Death of a Friend - Dizzy Fox -Dizzy Fox (e-mail me) |\_/| |